Before we talk about the Uffizi Gallery - 09.03.06

We have to get this out of the way, for those who know Dan and me and remember the hippie days with the ponytails and the Tevas and the listening to Phish and the going to Phish concerts with all the other dirty hippie Phish fans and their noodle-dancing and their tie-dyed clothes: yes, Dan and I have been repeating that line from "You Enjoy Myself," over and over ever since Dan and Jordan arrived in Florence, feeling so clever and laughing every time.

Boy, man: won't Uffizi, drive me to Firenze?

Stupid? Yes. Childish? Duh. Annoying? Just ask Meena or Jordan. But oh well. You can't very well expect us to grow up, ever, can you? And this is our big chance to repeat that line, ad nauseam, in Florence. So you can see that we have no choice.